How about this for breakfast? ……… A FROZEN BAKED BEAN SARNI! Capitalising on the cash rich / time poor generation, Heinz have invented the frozen baked bean sandwich, which simply needs to be heated in a toaster. The impending launch is supported by the following rationale from the HEINZ bigwigs: “If people take the time to cook beans and put them on toast, why shouldn’t we cut the process for them and give them the beans already on the bread, ready to toast?" I betcha ANYTHING it wont taste the same as nice freshly toasted wholemeal bread, with hot baked beans, a little sprinkling of grated parmesan, black pepper, pop it under the grill, not exactly gourmet I know but we all need a little comfort every now and then! Besides……. How will we get all of the stray baked beans out of the toaster?
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Beanz Meanz Heinz
How about this for breakfast? ……… A FROZEN BAKED BEAN SARNI! Capitalising on the cash rich / time poor generation, Heinz have invented the frozen baked bean sandwich, which simply needs to be heated in a toaster. The impending launch is supported by the following rationale from the HEINZ bigwigs: “If people take the time to cook beans and put them on toast, why shouldn’t we cut the process for them and give them the beans already on the bread, ready to toast?" I betcha ANYTHING it wont taste the same as nice freshly toasted wholemeal bread, with hot baked beans, a little sprinkling of grated parmesan, black pepper, pop it under the grill, not exactly gourmet I know but we all need a little comfort every now and then! Besides……. How will we get all of the stray baked beans out of the toaster?
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Yes but dont BEANZ MEANZ FARTZ?
Simon
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