Imagine ordering a pizza and opening up the box, you take a slice…. You see a knee cap….. You take another slice and a silky thigh appears...... You take another slice and you realise that a playboy centerfold is grinning up at you from the bottom of your pizza box! Well ten points for innovation I guess. They say ‘Sex Sells’ and a new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pizza has once again proven that old adage. Porno Pizza in Winnipeg has been doing brisk (or should I say perky?) business since opening its doors last week, titillating the hungry with racy pictures at the bottom of every pizza box. They range from the soft focus sexy Playboyesque to the more raunchy shots for the hardcore pizza/porn lovers. The sexy images are tantalisingly unveiled as you eat the pizza and judging by the amazing number of pizzas they’ve delivered in their first week ‘Porn Pizza’ is more than just a novelty. Franchise plans are already underway. And hey listen to this, unexpectedly, more than 75 per cent of ‘Porn Pizza’s’ first customers have turned out to be women. The poor 'Porn Pizza' delivery boy better watch out. GO GIRLS!!
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
New 'PORN PIZZA' a Hit!
Imagine ordering a pizza and opening up the box, you take a slice…. You see a knee cap….. You take another slice and a silky thigh appears...... You take another slice and you realise that a playboy centerfold is grinning up at you from the bottom of your pizza box! Well ten points for innovation I guess. They say ‘Sex Sells’ and a new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pizza has once again proven that old adage. Porno Pizza in Winnipeg has been doing brisk (or should I say perky?) business since opening its doors last week, titillating the hungry with racy pictures at the bottom of every pizza box. They range from the soft focus sexy Playboyesque to the more raunchy shots for the hardcore pizza/porn lovers. The sexy images are tantalisingly unveiled as you eat the pizza and judging by the amazing number of pizzas they’ve delivered in their first week ‘Porn Pizza’ is more than just a novelty. Franchise plans are already underway. And hey listen to this, unexpectedly, more than 75 per cent of ‘Porn Pizza’s’ first customers have turned out to be women. The poor 'Porn Pizza' delivery boy better watch out. GO GIRLS!!
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